Characters

Freshmen

Owen Mercer

Provisional

Fixed the water on his block. Nobody worked out how, including him. Sent here for it.

MAYA FLORES

Researcher, chemistry

Assigned. Her results are filed under a man's name. Reads the manual.

ELI BROOKS

English

Loud. Unmarried. Not sorry.

LENA NOVAK

Transfer, graphic design

Came from somewhere worse. Carries a portfolio case too big for the room.

The Fedora Society

VICTOR "VIC" ASHCROFT

Senior

Six years a senior. Says his family was on the list.

MILES

Second year

Owns the chart.

DEREK

Second year

Knows about Rome.

SIMON

Second year

Played the Paladin last year, and is playing it again this year.

Athletes

CHAD ARMSTRONG

Quarterback

21 and captain of the football team. Adored by everybody.

Also Enrolled

ASHLEY

Student Senate

Everyone says she is very nice.

BRITTANY

Media

Manages the school's student newspaper, and website.

MADISON

Business

Will find an opportunity.

Faculty

PROFESSOR EVELYN CARTER

Chemistry

Door open. Knows everyone's names.

PROFESSOR AMELIA REYES

Computer Science

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PROFESSOR SAMUEL BENNETT

English and History

Assigns reading. Nobody finishes it.

PROFESSOR HORACE WHITLOCK

History

Old. Has not been replaced.

Administration

DEAN MAGNUS STERLING

Dean

Banners.

THE FOURTEEN VICE DEANS

Administration

Fourteen.

THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES

Portraits.

THE REGISTRAR

Keeps enrolment at 1024.

Campus

THE THEATRE GUILD

Audible from the quad.

THE GOTH COLLECTIVE

Run the lights. Forty on the sheet.

THE ROBOTICS CLUB

At war with the Chess Club.

THE CHESS CLUB

Disputes this.

THE ANIME SOCIETY

Best table at the fair.

THE STUDENT SENATE

Forms.

THE MARCHING BAND

The tuba.

CAMPUS RADIO

Broadcasting.

THE MUSIC MAJORS

Have not slept.

FRATERNITY AND SORORITY LIFE

Better catering.

THE GAMERS

Overlaps.

NUMEROUS BEWILDERED FRESHMEN

One thousand and twenty-four, minus.

Not Present

THE LEGACY

Wrote the Helps. Worked it all out. Do not carry their own things.

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UNK

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